Threesomes Vs Trains! It seems pretty simple right? A threesome is sex with 3 people at the same time and a train is one person having sex with a bunch of people at the same time right? Well not exactly….
I was having a conversation with a group of my friends about threesomes and trains and for the most part we all agreed on what we thought they are and started to talk about the many different scenarios of threesomes and trains. But as we got deeper into the conversation things got interesting.
Ok we bout to break this whole threesome situation down real quick just so we are all on the same page here….
1. 3 females = threesome
2. 3 males = threesome
3. 2 females, 1 male = threesome
4. 2 males, 1 female = threesome train..?
So wait?!?! If the ratio is the same then why isn’t sex with two males and a female (MMF) called a threesome like the other three. I mean there’s three people total so how does that not qualify as a threesome if it has the same ratio? Because it’s like an unspoken law that when dicks out number chicks it’s a TRAIN. Well you know that double standard is a bitch right? Because that’s what it ultimately boils down to…the fact that a female is down to let two men get up in them guts at the same time is just unladylike or whorish. And even though I totally agree with this, the double standard still boggles my mind but all I can do I shake my head because I learned a long time ago that the double standard is here to stay & there isn’t anything that anyone can do to change that. I’ve heard of people saying that a threesome is a classy more respectful act which is why it’s impossible for MMF to be a threesome. A girl who was in a FFM threesome is sexy…..A girl who was in a MMF threesome is slutty. If you watch porn you’ve already noticed how sensual and romantic a FFM threesome is and how degrading and hardcore a MMF threesome is.
There’s a lot of shit that comes with threesomes because they can be tricky. If you’re in a relationship or you’re married it’s only a matter of time before that question of a possible threesome will come up. So what do you do??? Do you do it? And if so who the hell do you do it with?? How do you go about even attempting to pick that 3rd person? Me personally IM GOOODDDDYYY off inviting another bitch up in my bedroom…that’s MY DOMAIN!! I ain’t letting any chick come up and look, touch, kiss, lick, suck ANYTHING of what’s mine but that’s just me….
Have any of you ever experienced a threesome & it ended with you alone in the corner wackin it while your lover and the other were ALL OVER each other? Dare to share?…..or you scurrrred? 😛
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