At my old church, the Pastor used to tell the congregation to “pass the peace” by hugging your neighbor on the left and right of you. But, it seems like Kobe Bryant might have taken that a little too literally at church this past Sunday. A fellow church member at St. Therese of Carmel Church says that Bryant grabbed his wrist when he thought the man was taking a picture of him and his family. However, police did not find any pictures of the Bryant family in the man’s phone after they were called to the scene. Hmmm, it’s possible that he emailed them to himself and then deleted them…but who am I to conspire against one of the Lord’s saints?! Anyway, between Shaq blowing weed smoke with Hoopz and Kobe roughing up churchgoers, isn’t that MORE than enough evidence to end this NBA lockout?
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